GUESTBREAKER: You are LOST
When we first met, I thought you were just a show about castaways on an island. But then you brought in panda bears, and time travel, and alternate realities. What is going on with you? I can’t sleep at night because of your overly elaborate plot lines and interwoven character connections, they’re too confusing. I’m sorry, I know that we’re almost at the end of our relationship here, but I can’t take it anymore, I’m ending this now. I’ll just look up the ending online at the end of the series.(I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it. I still love you. Just tell me what’s going on. I need to know what the hell this island is about, I can’t take it anymore.)
A Guest Dealbreaker written by Gaby
LOST, oh how I love thee. Let me count the ways…You never cease to confuse me. Amaze me. I am infatuated with all the super s3xay actors (and actresses. what? Kate is hawt! Come on, ladies. You can’t deny it.). Desmond. Jack. Sayid. Sawyer. Even brainiac physics guy and the Asian who can talk to the dead…or something.
I love you because you confuse me. My love for you will go on…
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